Funny gay Drew Olivar summons serious side, dissects 20 statements of Kim Chiu re ambush story, debunks actress’ version of truth in patented comical style

Funny gay Facebook blogger Drew Olivar (Mocha’s former partner in FB) summoned his serious side to deliberate on Kim Chiu’s ambush story and in my opinion, his dissection on the issue makes more sense than most bloggers on socmed.

Olivar open the FB post by saying that if the IG post of KIM CHIU was true, then uttered the familiar Tagalog cussed word in the same breath. And if Chiu’s story was true, Olivar remarked this is how he would react. “Kung totoo itong IG POST ni KIM CHU na ito p*tn$&);@ mo ka!! Kung totoo itong ig post nya na ito ay ito ang magiging reaction ko sa post nya… (pero madaya ako at walang nangyari sa kanyang hindi maganda hah)!”

Olivar went on to enumerate 20 statements of Ms Chiu that raised his suspicion, making him inclined to believe the incident was staged.

First, if Ms. Chiu was indeed asleep at the time of the shooting, how can she count the number of shots while sleeping? Natutulog ka tapos nabilang mo kung ilan ang putok??? Walo talaga???may third eye ka sis? Gising yung isa mong mata?

Olivar found it incredible that Chiu can quickly conclude that it was either a case of mistaken identity or the gunmen thought shooting random cars was fun. Agad agad sasabihin mong napagtripan or mistaken identity? Ambilis mo naman napagidipan ang dahilan gurl?? Pulis??

Chiu said her van is bullet-proofed, but casings of the bullets found inside the van. Olivar found it funny that casings of bullet was recovered inside the vehicle. Bulletproof tapos may nakapasok na bala?? May nabasa pa ako na sabi mo daw na may nakita kang basyo sa loob ng sasakyan. Ewan ko kung totoo girl pero nakaktawa naman na nasa loob amg basyo ng bala.

Olivar also questioned Kim’s claiming inability reply to calls and text from friends but she did post the story on IG. A lot of you havr texting and calling right now, cant answer right now?? Pero nakapag IG  story?? Gurlll

Olivar wondered if her Kim Chiu’s friends did not watch the news on TV or in socmed. Hindi pa nababalita ay alam na nila na pinagbabaril sasakyan mo?? Gorlll??

Olivar also found it unbelievable that Kim Chiu has no enemies. Wala kang nakaaway? Sure ka teh?? Ambait mo teh.. sure ka talaga sa harap naming mga chismosa sa showbiz??

Olivar also found it suspicious that Kim Chu said she was clueless who were the gunmen but she knew there were two gunmen.  Kung sino man ang gumawa ay DIYOS na lang ang bahala sa inyong DALAWA?? Hindi mo alam pero alam mong DALAWA ang tumira??? Gorllll gorllll shet ka ..

Olivar clarified if he heard it right that Chiu was okay somebody’s car was being shot as long as the plate number has been confirmed first. Sana tiningnan muna ang plate number bago paulanan ng bala?? Wow teh so gusto mo may paulanan ng bala basta titignan lang ang plate number??? Ang galing ni atehh

Olivar also corrected Chu when she used the word “car” when she should have said van. Bago paulanan ang kotse mo?? Gorl VAN ang dala mo.. hindi kotse…

Olivar, like everyone else, was relieved that no one was hurt. He asked Kim Chu to clarify what he saw outside her van? Was it blood or gasoline? To add more effect to the drama? But at the end of the day mabuti na lang walang nasaktan saamin???? Gorl bakit may nakita yata akong parang dugo dugo dun sa labas.. ewan ko kung dugo yun pero ano yun gorlll??? Gas ba yun or liquid na pandagdag sa drama?

Olivar remarked that Chu should be grateful she found inspiration of Drilon’s love for sleeping, otherwise, could have been worse.  Pasalamat ka gurl at nainspire ka sa pagtulog ni drilon kung hndi ayyyy wag na nga lang..

Olivar replied to Chu questioning why she was the one who had to experience such horrible thing.  Bakit ikaw??? Alangan naman ako??? Wala naman akong van.

On Chu saying it was a bad joke, Olivar asked if it was a joke? This is a bad joke??? So JOKE pala sya gorl???

Olivar sounded perplexed Chu did not report the incident to the police but to the big bosses. Teh imbis na dumeretso sa pulis, sa mga big bosses pumunta??? Wow report muna kay BIG BROTHER???

On Chu’s statement that she was clueless what really happened? Olivar remarked the Chu was clueless but found it ironic that she had a mouthful regarding the incident.  I dont have an idea what really happened pero andami mong sinasabi!! Kung wala kang alam sa nangyari gurl ay shut up na.. wala ng post post kasi nga i dont have an idea what really happened..

Olivar was confused that Chu said she was scared but at the same time she said she did not know what to feel? Olivar asked Chu if being scared is not a feeling?  I was so scared.. i dont know what to feel right now?? Girl hindi ba feeling ang “i was so scared”.. yun ang nararamdaman mo gurl tapos hndi mo alam ang nararamdaman mo?? Gorllll

Olivar was amazed that Chu has very sharp eyesight that when she woke up, she quickly noticed the bullets? Pagkagising mo agad agad mong nakita ang bullet??? Ang bilis naman ng mata mo gorl..

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Olivar said in jest that perhaps the gunmen weren’t DDS because they are pro-Chinese.  Siguro hndi naman mga dds noh ang titira sayo kasi pro CHINESE kami.. ewan ko na lang sa mga may ayaw sa china at chinese jan gorllll

Olivar asked if Chu was already asleep at 6AM in the van? He wished to know if Chu took a bath since it was still 6AM?  6 am tapos tulog pa sa sasakyan? So gorl naligu ka na ba kasi tulog ka pa ng 6 am eh. (Wala lang pandagdag lang sa talak ko)

And finally, Olivar wondered if Chu did continue reading the script? He said Chu would have executed the script of their ambush drama perfectly. Pano kung tinuloy mo magbasa ng script??? Eh di sana gorlll perfect ang execution mo ngayun sa script mo. Gorllllll

Olivar reminded Chu that many Filipinos including him are college graduates and they are not stupid. “Tandaan mo gorl GRADUATE kami.. di kami tanga..abot din kami ng electric fan noong HS.”

Olivar remarked that whether the ambush story was true or not, he felt relieved nothing happened serious to Chu. At least she was alive and popular again. “Pero totoo man yan or hindi, mabuti na lang at walang nangyari sayong di maganda. At least buhay at sumikat ulit…”

K bye po

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