Look: Leni Robredo receives “parody” open letter from Satan circulates online

You can blame the public for developing Leni Robredo fatigue because Leni is always visible when she’s not needed but disappears in time of need.

For example, when the #LeniLeaks scandal exploded on social media, Leni hides from the public only to reappear after the issue died a natural death.

When Leni opens her mouth to comment on an issue, she speaks from the top of her head and the next thing she know, her mouth puts her in trouble in the social media again.

whether this is intentional or not, she stays in the limelight for free at the expense of her credibility.

That being said, Facebook user Ahmedy Paglinawan, a staunch critic of Robredo, shared a parody letter from Satan to Leni Robredo on January 15, 2017.

An Open Letter
Her Excellency Maria Leonor Gerona Robredo
Vice-President
Republic of the Philippines
Attention: Office of the Vice President (OVP) Staff

My very dearest Leni:

Fiery Greetings!

First, I congratulate you on winning the last national elections of your country, the Philippines. And may I just say your country is very prolific and thus very supportive of my interests.

Second, accept my sympathies on your unfortunate involvement in the recent “minor mishap,” for lack of a better term, which has reached my attention most recently, and styled as #LeniLeaks. (To my chagrin and discomfort.) And may I just say “What is up with that?” Nevertheless, I still consider your nation as among the most helpful nations in terms of mutual aid and support with my organization.

Third, I am rather disturbed, and I do feel quite miffed, about the manner in which you personally, as well as officially, handled the challenges in light of the recent misfortunes I mentioned earlier. I sense a spiritual hesitation, a kind of self-doubt, in you. I can feel the veritable vexation your predicament is causing you. But, being the champion in dealing with these particular things, I still remain hopeful that you shall pull yourself together; and push on to greater depths or heights. (You pick; it certainly does not matter.)

But as I conclude this missive, I would very much like to tell you, with no less emphasis as do everything I have here written so far, that I am feeling rather embarrassed by your performance. (Pardon my vulgarity, please, bear with me.) Which is why my parting words for you, and trust that I leave you this with all my passion and love for all that We do, are:

THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE LYING, CALL ME BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTH.
You have put my name in a relatively shameful position, you puny little shit.
That is all. Damn you to heaven!

Sincerely or Otherwise,
[Original Signed]
S A T A N
The Purveyor of Lies
Tempter of the World and all of the Universe

The netizen’s reaction as of this writing has been lukewarm generally as the parody letter failed to gain traction. However, social media is unpredictable and some viral post does not take off until weeks or months have passed.

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  1. Maria dalma Aquino Ros January 15, 2017
  2. Krystin January 15, 2017

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