#Parody Mobile Meryenda Caravan? Free Philhealth cards? Exciting times ahead for “tambays” if this news was true!

Os I’ve heard that after KiKo Pangilinan released a 9-point guideline for the protection of TAMBAYS, radio host Mark Lopez “claimed” that the Liberal Party is preparing a 7 point program for the tambays.

Thanks to Duterte! Being a “tambay” is no longer an embarrassment these days but a badge of honor?

Rather than curse Duterte to the high heavens, all right-minded “tambays” should give Duterte credit for turning the spotlight on their plight.

This is unprecedented! No less than the President, the vice-president, a couple of opposition politicians like Trillanes, Hontiveros, Aquino, Pangilinan, mainstream and social media have given so much attention to the “tambays” of the country.

Imagine this…

Drilon wants to provide public attorneys for tambays.

Bar topnotcher Kiko Pangilinan is reportedly excited to make his first appearance in the judge’s courtroom to represent the “tambays”, making him the unofficial legal counsel of the tambays.

Former TV newscaster Risa Hontiveros is reportedly planning to file a senate bill to look after the health needs of our “tambays”.

The unofficial and self-anointed “father of free college education” Bam Aquino is reportedly looking at the possibility of extending this benefit to our “tambays”.

Trillanes is also keen on sponsoring a bill that will secure the future of our once ignored “tambays”.

And here’s the best part. The office of the Vice President (OVP) will conduct an outreach program every Saturday for the “tambays” called Mobile Meryenda Caravan.

Sen. Leila de Lima is reportedly eyeing a group tour for the tomboy but I don’t if the itinerary has already been finalized.

For more details, please read the full text of Mark Lopez’s FB post below.

TAMBAY PARTY

Pagkatapos ilabas ni Kiko Pangilinan ang kanyang 9-point guideline for the protection of TAMBAYS, meron pa pong mga hakbang na gagawin ang Liberal Party para sa kanilang kapakanan.

1. Mag o organize si Leila de Lima ng group tour ng mga Tambays at papadala nya sa kubol nya. At mamimili sya ng TAMBAY OF THE WEEK, at itatabi nya sa pagtulog, complete with subuan ng saba…

2. Mag pa file si Bam Aquino ng bill para bigyan ng libreng education ang mga TAMBAY. Kakaiba ang bill na ito dahil imbes na ung TAMBAY ang pumasok sa eskwela at mag aral, ang magiging requirement ay bawat isang Tambay kelangan bigyan ng gobyerno ng tutor at ung tutor ang pupunta sa tambay kung san man sya naka istambay at magiging dalawa na sila…

3. Mag file si Risa Hontiveros ng bill para bigyan ng PhilHealth ang bawat isang Tambay. Importante daw kasi ang kalusugan sa pagtatambay ng maayos.

4. Mag pa file ng bill si Franklin Drilon na bawat Tambay ay entitled sa public attorney pag kinailangan nya, lalu na kung yung tambayan nya eh inokupa ng kadamay o ng iba pang tambay na walang K tumambay dun sa pwesto na yun.

5. Mag pa file ng bill si Antonio Trillanes na bawat tambay ay dapat may bank account sa Singapore katulad nya. Iba daw kasi ung feeling na secured ka kahit Tambay ka lang, lalu na at ayaw ni Digong ng ganyan.

6. Tuwing sabado magsasagawa ng outreach program ang Office of the Vice President at meron silang Mobile Meryenda Caravan na kung saan pupunta ang Caravan sa bawat tambayan at bibigyan ng meryenda ang bawat Tambay. Para mag qualify sa libreng meryenda, kelangang muna half naked at mag se selfie kayo ni Leni.

There you have it peeps!

Husay ng Liberal Party ano?

PS. …Nag suggest daw si Mar Roxas na bigyan ng tsinelas bawat Tambay. SI Kris Aquino daw bibisita kay Leila para makapili din.

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