US-based blogger Edwin Jamora’s funny take why following Opposition personalities against ANTI-TERRORISM BILL

US-based blogger Edwin Jamora has offered his funny take why several leading Opposition personalities are up in arms against the anti-terrorism bill.

In a Facebook post titled, “ANTI-TERRORISM BILL” Jamora listed 9 different personalities including politicians, local celebs and guess who? The ABS-CBN President and CEO Carlo Katigbak.

First on the list is none other than Mr. Sharon Cuneta. Why? Because he demanded mass testing and instead, he was served the anti-terrorism bill.

1. Why is Kiko Pangilinan always stressed out? Nag-order kasi sya nang mass testing, Anti-Terrorism Bill ang dumating.

Next on the list is PAB (Pinoy Ako Blog if I was not mistaken). Jamora asked in jest why PAB is still wide in terms of girth? It’s because she is enjoying abundance. However, that will change after the anti-terrorism bill is passed into law because she will run out of clients who are paying good money for posting destab posts.

2. Bakit si PABS an lawak lawak pa rin? Sagana kasi ang kain ngayon. Pag naisabatas na ang Anti-Terrorism Bill, chorva na yong mga nag-babayad mag destab.

Please continue reading the rest of Jamora’s post below.

3. Bakit si Tita Shawie masaya? Eh kasi bawas na ang pa-pyansahan. Kelangan nya magtipid, todas na ABS-CBN.

4. Bakit me bigote na si Hilbay? Pag naging batas na kasi ang Anti-Terrorism Bill, kailangan wala nang makakilala sa kanya.

5. Bakit si Marya Grasa silencio? Sa June 15 na kasi ang dating nang Anti-Terrorism Bill nya.

6. Bakit si Boy Kanin parating mainit ang ulo? Pag naging batas na kasi ang Anti-Terrorism Bill, mapipilitan na syang bumili nang kutsara.

7. Bakit biglang bumait si Angel Locsin? Nabulyawan sya ni Kiko na nadoble ang order nang mass testing.

8. Bakit malungkot si Carlo Katigbak? Kasi baka buksan yong proceedings of the Arbitration nung panahon ni Koridad at baka daw doon mag-simula ang Terrorism sa buhay nila.

9. Bakit mas malungkot si Chel Diokno? Kasi baka buksan yong proceedings of the Arbitration nung panahon ni Koridad at magkakabukuhan. Baka doon den daw magsisimula ang Terrorism sa buhay nya.

10. Bakit si Leni nawawala? Chini-check nya yong sa Ten Commandments kung andun sa Anti-Terrorism Bill.

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Tse!

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