“Buong OVP nakulong dahil ubod ng tatanga.” — Lady lawyer writes fictitious immensely satisfying headline if entire OVP goes to jail

In a Facebook post titled, ‘Nangangamusta Lang Naman’, the FB page “Luminous by Trixie Cruz-Angeles & Ahmed Paglinawan” as the title implied wanted to ask the OVP (Office of the Vice President) how are they coping up lately.

The author, I presumed it is Atty. Trixie, said she understand they are very busy because they are past the deadline set by COA but she teased Leni Robredo to wave back to say they are doing okay. “Alam naming abalang-busy kayo ngayon kasi lampas na kayo sa dedlayn ng COA para sa inyo. Pero kaway-kaway naman kayo jan, Leni Robredo (alyas Brenda).” [Link here]

Atty. Trixie also said “Hi” to the OVP’s spokesman Barry Gutierrez. “Ano na Barry? Kamusta buhay-buhay?”

Of course, Atty. Trixie did not forget to mention Robredo’s spokesperson Georgina with remarks that her schooling abroad is gonna be a waste if she will go straight to jail when she comes back to the Philippines. “Georgina Watzap, Georgina? Sayang ang skuling mo avrod pag nagkataong pag-uwi mo rito ay kulungan ang tuloy mo.”

Atty. Trixie mocked the OVP’s big mouth and for playing hero, obviously to score good points in public’s eyes but they failed to liquidate the money they gave to the LGUs. “Tsk tsk. Yan naman kasi eh. Daldal nang daldal. Pa-hero nang pa-hero. Di naman pala nagli-liquidate.”

Atty. Trixie derided the OVP’s livelihood program and also their naive line of thinking that doing good is easy peasy. She also slammed the OVP for thinking that giving money as dole-outs to their supporters, they are helping people but in reality, they are not. “May Angat Buhay pa kayong nalalaman. Kala nyo siguro madaling gumawa ng “mabuti” no? Basta makapagpa-mudmod lang kayo ng pera sa mga alipores nyo, kala nyo nakatulong na kayo. Di ba pamilyar sa inyo ang konsepto ng resibo? Hire nyo kasi yung si pa-boost. Alam nya yung resi-resibo na yan.”

Atty. Trixie cannot help but giggle at the thought of the people in OVP going to jail. “Hihihihi. Ang ganda nga naman ng kwento kung sakali.”

“Buong OVP nakulong dahil ubod ng tatanga,” Atty. Trixie wrote the fictitious headline.

Ginoo ko. My God she exclaimed!

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Source: Luminous by Trixie Cruz-Angeles & Ahmed Paglinawan

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