“Isa pang ES CHEW FEED!” —Lawyer on Edcel Lagman insisting Jevilyn Cullamat, a medic & weapons evidently planted?

“Isa pang ES CHEW FEED!”

This is Atty. Nick Nañgit’s initial reaction to the statement of Cong. Edcel Lagman of Albay accusing the soldiers of planting evidence on Jevilyn Cullamat to make it appear she was an NPA cadre when Lagman believe she was a medic as identified by the military.

Atty. Nick asked Lagman how can he say Jevilyn wasn’t combatant? Was he there?

“Paano mo, Mang Edcel, nasabing hindi combatant si Jevilyn? Nandun ka ba?”

Atty. Nick wondered if Cong. Lagman was there, thereby making him a qualified witness?

“Paano mo rin nasabing “evidently planted” ang mga firearms? Nandun ka nga ba?”

“Where you there, baby girl???” Atty. Nick taunted Lagman.

Atty. Nick doubted the NPAs retreated because they were losing the b@ttle, giving the soldiers the chance to have photo-ops in every trees where they found guns and rifles.

“Alangan namang nung naktakbuhan na ang mga NPA para magtago, dahil dehado na sila sa labanan, e nag photo-ops muna ang mga sundalo sa bawa’t puno, halaman, at damong may makikitang baril at armas?”

Atty. Nick remarked that it was logical for the soldiers to make sure they are out of the harm’s way before they started combing the forest to look for weapons for evidence gathering purposes and carrying the corpse of the lone NPA casualty to a place where they could take a full body shot.

“Syempre, tiniyak muna nilang sila mismo ay ligtas na laban sa mga NPA, bago nila hinalughog ang kagubatan at saka pinulot ang mga baril at armas, pati ang pagkaladkad sa katawan ni Jevilyn, para dalhin sa lugar na makukunan ng litrato na isang buo na!”

“Marunong ka pa sa mga sundalo?” Atty. Nick asked.

Atty. Nick joked that perhaps Cong. Lagman is so used to Madumb Meme (Leni) that she even want to make a career out of anything.

“Masyado kang nasanay kay Madumb Mema na pati pagpipintura at pag le-LenBoRak e kinakarir?!”

Atty. Nick parried Lagman’s insinuation that it was evidently planted because of the number of firearms recovered but only one died by asking the question below.

“At saka, kailangan ba sa barilan e mapatay lahat? Ano ito, pelikula???”

Atty. Nick turned serious and offered his own theory and at the same time discredit Lagman’s insinuation.

“Nagkataon, isa lang ang napatay. Malay mo kung natamaan din ang iba, yun nga lang ay hind sila natigok at nakatakas pa nga?!”

Atty. Nick hoped Lagman is embedded in the next military operation soo that he can come up a much better script.

“Sana, sumasama ka sa mga operasyong militar, para mas bongga ang script!”

Atty. Nick chided Lagman for implying that the soldiers did not fire their weapons until they take a look at the faces of each rebel, to make sure Jevilyn was there and then the soldiers allowed the other rebels to walk away.

“At saka, sa tumbok ng dila mong matanda na, ang “no one else” ay hindi ibig sabihin, tinignan muna ng mga sundalo ang mukha ng bawa’t kalaban isa isa, tiniyak na si Jevilyn ay nandun, bago siya binaril, at saka pinakawalan ang mga NPA at sinabihang “uwi na”???

Atty. Nick ended the FB rant by leaving a playful advice to Cong. Lagman.

“Mas maganda, usap kayo ni Madumb, para hindi raw siya kung saan saan ginagabi! Pweh!!!”

Thoughts?

Source: Nick Nañgit – NCN Law

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