‘Eto na naman ang payaso!’ This is the opening salvo of Atty. Nick Nañgit to warn netizens that Renato Reyes is gonna get roasted in his latest FB post.
Atty. Nick called out Reyes, whom he addressed “payaso” or clown in English, to tell Reyes what his mother told him that before he was born, the “payaso” has been a fixture in street protests. Now that he is a lawyer, he wanted to asks Reyes, is he still on the streets (leading anti-government protests)? No government is good for you? Atty. Nick asked.
‘Huy, mamang payaso, di pa ako ipinapanganak, sabi ng nanay ko nasa lansangan ka na. Ngayong abugado na ako, nasa lansangan ka pa rin? Walang mabuti sa iyong pamahalaan, ganern?!’
Atty. Nick dared Reyes that if he is disappointed with the leaders of the country, why not run for President, to get elected to a position and prove that indeed you are good, not just blabber and blabber, when you are not even a worthy critic.
‘Kung disappointed ka sa lahat ng namuno sa bansa, bakit hindi ikaw mismo ang tumakbo, para mahalal ka sa posisyon at mapatunayan mong magaling ka, hindi yung putak ka ng putak e wala ka namang katorya toryang kritiko!’
Atty. Nick accused Reyes of turning street rally as his personal enterprise! That’s why, when asked about his plans with regards to the pandemic, because he is so intelligent, he should bravely answer the challenge and not sidestep the question. Supposedly, he is a genius now because he has lived under different Philippine leaders in different decades and yet he has not found contentment with them, correct?
‘Ginawa mo ng palabigasan ang pag ra-rally! Kaya, pag tinatanong ka kung anong plano mo sa pandemya, dahil nga punung puno ka ng katalinuhan, dapat buong tapang mong sasagutin ang hamon sa iyo, at hindi yung isasantabi mo ang tanong. Dapat isa ka ng henyo ngayon, dahil naranasan mo nang mapasailalim sa mga pangulo ng ilang dekada at hindi ka nakuntento, diba?!’
Atty. Nick remarked that if Reyes fails to understand what the President has been doing now, it is because of he is just slow.
‘Kung di mo getz ang ginagawa ng Pangulo ngayon e dahil yan sa kahinaan ng iyong kokote!’
The truth is, Atty. Nick said, Reyes isn’t capable of taking the challenge because his brain is slow, that is why street rallies or enterprise has been his thing for several decades now.
‘Yung totoo, di mo talaga kayang sagutin ang hamon sa iyo, dahil nga mahina ang iyong kokote, kaya serbisyong lansangan ang inatupag mo ng ilang dekada!’
Atty. Nick ended the FB post by joking that he suspects, Reyes started street rallies in Cebu since Magellan’s time, that’s why his face is shaped like mango.
‘Hinala ko nga, baka panahon pa ni Magellan, nag ra-rally ka na rin sa Cebu, kaya nag muka ka ng mangga! 😈😆🥴’
Source: Nick Nañgit – NCN Law